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Education Jokes

education

A Young Scientist Experiment

A policeman stops a motorcyclist.
“Why do you wear a woolen cap instead of a helmet?”
“For safety reasons”.
“You must be joking!” Read more

Sports Jokes

sports

First Football Game

A guy took his girlfriend to her first football game. Afterward he asked her how she like the game.
‘I liked it, but I couldn’t understand why they were killing each other for 25 cents,’ she said.
‘What do you mean?’ he asked.
‘Well, everyone kept yelling, ‘Get the quarter back!’ Read more

Jokes For You

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Relationship Jokes

relationship
  • Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was
    really pissed.
    She told him “Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the
    driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!” Read more

Gender Jokes

gender

Man And Wife Traveling. Wife Is Nagging Husband

A man marries the meanest woman in town.
Everyone tells the man: man you’re crazy, that woman is the meanest woman in town. Every man she marries she drives him crazy.
So the man says I have something for that. Read more

Political Jokes

political

Who Would Have Been President?

Bill and Hillary were going down a back road and stopped at a gas station.
As the worker was filling up their car, he said to Hillary “I went to high school with you”. She recognized him and agreed with him.
Later as they were driving down the road Bill said “If you had married him you wouldn’t be married to the President”.
Hillary said “Oh yes I would–he would be President.” Read more

Music Jokes

music
  • Question:t’s the difference between a soprano and a terrorist?
    Answer You can negotiate with a terrorist.
    Question What’s the difference between a soprano and a pit bull?
    Answer The jewelry. Read more

Miscellaneous Jokes

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The Hunter

An 80-year old man was having his annual checkup and the doctor asked him how he was feeling. “I’ve never been better!” he boasted. “I’ve got an eighteen year old bride who’s pregnant and having my child! What do you think about that?”
The doctor considered this for a moment, then said, “Let me tell you a story. I knew a guy who was an avid hunter. He never missed a season. But one day, he went out in a bit of a hurry, and he accidentally grabbed his umbrella instead of his gun.” Read more

Medical Jokes

medical
  • A patient has a sore throat and goes to a doctor to get treatment for it.
    Doctor: Your tonsils got to come out.
    Patient: I want second opinion.
    Doctor: Okay, you’re ugly, too.

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Female Jokes

female
  • How many divorced Women does it take to screw in a light bulb?4,1 to screw in the bulb, 3 to form a support group. Read more