Gender Jokes


Man And Wife Traveling. Wife Is Nagging Husband

A man marries the meanest woman in town.
Everyone tells the man: man you’re crazy, that woman is the meanest woman in town. Every man she marries she drives him crazy.
So the man says I have something for that.So they get on with their trip. The man and the woman are on one mule riding to their house. On the way down the road the donkey slips up and stumbles and the man says “that’s one time.”
They get a little further down the road the donkey slips up again, the man says “that’s two times.”
They get a little further down the road and the donkey stumbles again, the man says “that’s three times.”
Then the man and wife got off the donkey and the man shoots it. The wife gets mad and says “man are you crazy that was our only transportation you son of a bitch!!
The man says, “that’s one time.”

God Creates Man Says… God Creates Woman Says…

So, ya know how God made men and women. Well do ya know why he calls us men/man and women/woman.
So, God created man first, when he was completed he says in disgust ugh, man. So he created woman next… he compliments his work by saying, “!” (woman)
They never fail.. Well, maybe sometimes…
A man is laying in bed and calls for his wife, “Honnneeey, Can I have a sandwich?”
His wife refuses.
He says, You’ll rebel to anything!
A couple minutes later, the husband says, “Honeeeyy, Can you turn on the TV?”
His wife refuses.
He says, You’ll rebel to anything!!
Five more minutes later, he asked his wife,” Honneeey, Get me the remote?”
His wife refuses.
He says, “You’ll rebel to anything!”
Then, around 1:00 AM, He called for his wife who yelled, “WHAT?!?”
“Honeeeey, Can you come here, I’m getting a little… lonely.”
His wife replied, “Sure!”
He was shocked, “I thought you rebel to anything!”
His wife shrugged, “Well, Even though your penis is smaller than my vagina, I haven’t been touched in ages!”

A Woman’s Prayer

A woman goes to bed at night irritated at her husband so she decides for once in her life to pray, and this is what she said “God give me tolerance for my husbands stupidity, give me wisdom to understand him, give me forgiveness to forgive him of his ignorance, but please God I beg of thee don’t give me strength cause I’ll kill him!”

Men And Beer

What do men and beer bottles have in common?
They’re both empty from the neck up!

Horrible Mistake At The Hospital

There was a horrible mistake at the hospital. A man who was scheduled for a vasectomy was instead given a sex change
operation. The doctors gathered at his bed afterwards to tell him the bad news.
“Ohhhh no!!!” the patient wailed, “I’ll never be able to experience an erection again!”
“Of course you’ll still be able to experience erections,” replied one surgeon, “only it will have to be someone else’s.”

New Relationship Book

“My wife suggested a book for me to read to enhance our
relationship. It’s titled: ‘Women are from Venus, Men are Wrong.'” – Unknown

Short Gender Joke #1

Husband: “What are you doing?”
Wife: “Nothing.”
Husband: “Nothing? You’ve been reading our marriage certificate for an hour.”
Wife: “I was looking for the expiration date.”

Short Gender Joke #2

A wife asked her husband, “What do you like most in me, my pretty face or my sexy body?”
He looked at her from head to toe and replied, “I like your sense of humor.”

Short Gender Joke #3

Boy: “When we get married, I want to share all your worries and troubles and lighten your burden.”
Girl: “It’s very kind of you, darling, but I don’t have any worries or troubles.”
Boy: “Well, that’s because we aren’t married yet.”

Short Gender Joke #4

Wife: “Do you want dinner?”
Husband: “Sure. What are my choices?”
Wife: “Yes or no.”

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