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  • Having a good laugh with a friend like you stimulates endorphins, the brain’s natural painkillers. So, if you need to laugh and you can’t find a friend like yourself, I can lend you my mirror.
  • Having a good laugh with a friend like you stimulates endorphins, the brain’s natural painkillers. So, if you need to laugh and you can’t find a friend like yourself, I can lend you my mirror.

  • A smile is the best lighting system of the face, the best cooling system of the head, and the best warming system of the heart. Keep smiling! =)
  • Always be Happy, always wear a smile;
  • Not because life is full of reasons to smile but because ur smile itself is a reason for many others to smile…
  • 1+1=2 eyes look at u…

    12+12=24 hours thinking about u…

    3+4=7 days in week missing u…

    1+11=12 months I always need A SWEET PERSON like U.

  • One who somes, has a SMOKY heart,

    One who drinks, has an ALCOHOLIC heart…

    So dear U must STOP eating SWEETS…

    as u r already a SWEETEHART!**

  • Loading the Babe meter…..

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    26%

    57%

    78%

    99%

    100% COMPLETE

    Processing data..

    ANALYSIS COMPLETE

    U R A 100%

    Gorgeous Babe XXX!

  • New style of proposing a girl.. “i hv spent many sleepless nights in ur Luv n i dont want my son 2 do d same 4 your daughter so lets mk them brother n sister.
  • New style of proposing a girl: I have spent many sleepless nights in your love, and I don’t want my son to do the same for your daughter. So lets make them brother & sister.
  • Government imposing new taxes. Dating Rs.10, Hug Rs.20, Kiss Rs.30, Love Rs.50. But you don’t worry, flirting is still free.
  • The length & breadth & height of you, total up to quite a view,

    but to taste the true delight of you, I’ll have to take a bite of u.

  • I think you are very careless! U come & leave things behind! See now what u have left? U just came in my mind and left a smile on my face
  • I believe that God above created you for me to luv. He picked me out from all the rest coz he knew I’d luv you the best!
  • U luk sweet when u read my message. U luk sweeter when u read my message & smile. U luk sweetest when u read my message, smile & reply. So, try to look sweetest.
  • As days go by, my feelings get stronger,

    To be in ur arms, I can’t wait any longer.

    Look into my eyes & u’ll see that it’s true,

    Day & night my thoughts r of U.

  • Even if I had 1 wish… I wouldn’t wish for u to love me, coz I don’t want your love to come from a wish… but straight from your heart.
  • Those who can’t have u hate u, those who have u can’t handle u, those who abuse u lose u, & then there are those like me who just can’t refuse u!
  • I have had a really bad day and it always makes me feel better to see a pretty girl smile. So, would you smile for me?
  • I have had a really bad day and it always makes me feel better to see a pretty girl smile. So, would you smile for me?
  • U may b out of my sight but not out of my heart. U may b out of my reach but not out of my mind. I don’t know what I mean 2 u, but u’ll always be special 2 me.
  • All I wanted was sumone 2 care 4 me. All I wanted was sumone who’d b there 4 me. All I ever wanted was sumone who’d b true. All I ever wanted was sum1 like u.
  • Touch my heart & u’ll feel,

    Listen to my heart & u’ll hear,

    Look into my heart & u’ll see

    That u’ll always be a special part of meDon’t send any messages

  • I don’t want to see you, hear your voice, think of you, coz my doctor advised me 2 keep away from Sweets.
  • If u see some one without a smile, give him one of urns, coz u r among a few good people who can shine others lives by just walking with him a few miles.
  • Hello!! What’s wrong with your mobile?
  • Tried so many times but Every time I call it says: The subscriber your are trying to reach is in your heart!
  • Only the open heart receives love, only the open mind receives wisdom, only the open hand receives gifts and only the cute persons receive SMS from me!
  • Hey, I just got your blood test report. U have been tested HIV positive. Report reads person has high percentage of Honey In Veins. No Wonder!
  • U may be out of my sight, but not out of my heart. U may be out of my reach, but not out of my mind. I may mean nothing to u but u’ll always be special to me
  • I don’t care how many lips u hv kissed, how many shoulders u have embraced & how many times u’ve said, I luv u! All I care is not b the first but 2 b ur last!
  • Without ur SMS days are like: Moanday, Tearsday, Wasteday, Thirstday, Frightday, Shattereday & Sadday. So send me SMS everyday.
  • If all the girls lived on the other side of the sea, what a good swimmer I would be?
  • In da mornin I don’t eat coz I think of u, at noon I don’t eat coz I think of u, in da evenin I don’t eat coz I think of u, at night I don’t sleep coz Im hungry
  • I know you think I’m cute, I know you think I’m fine, but like the other guys, take a number and wait in line!
  • I’ll give u one kiss to go to sleep. I’ll give u two kisses to dream. I’ll give u an endless row of kisses to, when u wake up in the morning, think of me.
  • A peach is a peach, a plum is a plum, a kiss isn’t a kiss without the tongue, so open ur mouth & close ur eyes & give ur tongue some exercise.
  • Faith makes all things possible, love makes all things easy, hopes makes all things work, but ur gorgeous smile brings all faith, luv & hope in me!
  • If love & friendship could be brought or sold as if they were Stocks & Shares those wise enough to invest in you SEXY would all be millionaires!!!
  • Walk with me when ur hearts needs company, take my hand when u feel all alone, turn to me when u need some1 to lean on, coz I’m the one u can always depend on!
  • It takes two to tango, two to kiss, two to talk & reminisce. So many good things come in pair & one of those things is ME n YOU
  • Tajmahal ki imarat her aashiq ko mohabbat ki misaal nazar aati hai. Main kis kis ke liye taj banwaun mujhe to her ladki mumtaz nazar aati hai.
  • Boy: Jaaneman, is dil mein aaja!

    Gal: Sandal utaaroon kya?

    Boy: Are pagli, yeh koi mandir thodi hai, aise hi aaja!

  • Ek tanha raat me apki yaad aayi, tanhai mitane ko humne ek cigrate sulgai, na jaane kaise qayamat ho gayi ke dhooeein ne bhi apki tasvir banayi
  • Teri arzoo main humne Baharon ko dekha! Teri Zustzo main humne Sitaron ko dekha! Nahi mila tum se badhkar in nigahon ne hazaron ko dekha.
  • Tere hathon mitran ne hona ae katal,

    Munde tainu kehnde baaran bor di rafal,

    Asin wekhnae khud nu tabah karke,

    Aaja waj ja bandook diye goliyee ni seene vich tha karke..!!

  • Hi Good Morning! Arz hai, Chai ke cup se uthte dhuein mein teri shakl nazar aati hai, Tere khyalon mein kho kar aksar meri chai thandi ho jaati hai
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